Sunday, September 9, 2012

Packing and unpacking....


Ignorance is bliss…… me during this entire ordeal

 I should have known and packed a bigger bag.  Never crossed my mind I would be there for more than one night.  Come to think of it, it never crossed my mind it was a serious as it was. Pia hurt like hell and I knew there was an infection, but had no clue it was bad.  However, it apparently crossed other people’s minds.  As I said, ignorance is bliss and it has done me well these past months. 
That does sound strange, but one thing I have learned is what I don’t know is probably a good thing.  Way back when I was told cancer—I knew all would be fine.  Never crossed my mind it would be anything other than fine—just a bump in my road of life, but fine.  Never even thought about what Stage cancer it would be, so I was a wee bit surprised to hear Stage 3—those pesky lymph nodes.  When Dr K kept saying “my job is to keep you safe”, it never crossed my mind I wasn’t safe.  All I knew was my numbers dropped and I ended up in the hospital.  When Portia started stinging that night in the ER, it never occurred to me that dang thing was in my heart.  See the pattern?! So when Pia turned red and angry, it never crossed my mind it could be anything other than a bothersome infection.  And when Dr Lynn said she would operate and open the wound, it never crossed my mind there might be a problem.  Again, ignorance is bliss. 
The plan, as it were, was, whatever, was to go under around 11am Friday morning and stay overnight on the 2nd Floor for wound care.  I was so excited to get in the pre-op room early as I was starving and the sooner we started, the sooner we would be done.  Hmmm.  I forgot about all those questions.  When was the last time you ate or drank anything? Are you allergic to anything? Etc, etc.  I also forgot about the IV.  Poor Nurse Patty.  I said no hand so she tried the arm and it did not work (I jumped for some reason) so into the hand it went (not as bad as it has been, so I was pleasantly surprised).  Luckily the blood stick went smoother.  And then the anesthesiologist came in—I went for deep sedation.  And I waited. And waited.  Dr Lynn and Michelle came in to say hi and Michelle took one look at Pia and was like oh my.  They left and then all the nurses who stopped in were concerned Dr Lynn did not mark it.  Finally someone comes back and says “Dr Lynn is not marking it as it is obvious where it is.”  (I refrained from saying I was thinking the same thing not to mention the thought of adding dumb a&% to the ending, as I was confident Dr Lynn already had). 
            The next thing I know I am in recovery and feeling mighty good.  Then I was on my way to my room.  Funny, I had given up on my wig—I wore Scarlett for the attitude, and while I was stopped outside my room for a moment, I looked in and saw one of my library patrons visiting her sister—I said hi there and it took her a minute as she knew the voice, but not the hair!  Too funny.  Anyway, I was plopped in my room and all was good.  I was on Percocet and morphine as needed.  I was happy. I was so happy that I was laughing each time I heard the bed alarm from the guy next door go off.  Poor man was not all there and was DETERMINED to get out of bed.  (Side note—I did not have an alarm as I was not a slip or a flight risk).   I was happy until Dr Lynn came in the next morning and “unpacked” me.   It was then I realized this was a wee bit more serious than I thought. (Of course her saying “this was deeper than I thought” probably helped too.) Apparently Pia was opened, drained, cleaned out and was packed—with like 8ft of gauze—then taped up only to be removed 2 times a day in the hospital.  The tape removal hurt more than anything—and yes, I did play it up a bit—but not much.  That crap hurts! Anyway, back to Dr Lynn and the unpacking.  It was like a magic show—she finally gets the tape off and she pulls and she pulls and she pulls.  I swear she pulled gauze for 2 minutes.  She finally says all done and I am like this is not too bad.  Then she says “let’s pack!”  Should have known.  Did I mention I love morphine?! Yikes!  (At this point I think I knew I was staying until Sunday as the wound was deep).
Long story short, Saturday night started early with a woman 2 doors down yelling help me, help me—sounded like a goat, but I was concerned.  I let her go on for another minute until I called my nurse—who did not answer—she was too busy lying on top of this lady who was trying to escape.  (Yes, I was on the surgery floor, not the mental floor).   Betsy and Erin came in around that time with questioning looks when she started up again.  She continued way past the time when  they left and finally calmed down.  By then the Code Red alarm was going off (fire somewhere) and my temp was at 101.  It was down by the time Dr Lynn did her rounds (another reason she wanted to do surgery on Friday—she was on call), but I still felt bad and asked if I could stay one more night.  She let me.
I kind of felt bad for Billy as he spent his weekend at the hospital, but I did point out it must be a different view.  It was and I think he has a different appreciation of what I tell him is the “dark side”.  He did come to get me on Monday and while there were grand plans of stopping at a few places, it did not happen.  I was wiped out.  And have been that way all week. 
Dr Lynn did let me go back to work and there are a few who think it is crazy.  I disagree.  My mental well being is very, very important too.  So a few hours a day will not kill me (okay, I did work 6 hours yesterday and it about killed me.  So 4 hours is my limit for a few weeks).  I even sent Estell an email giving in yet again and asking for help.  (See, I am getting the hang of this).  Granted it I thought I would be over and done with this, but my plans are not my own. And everything happens for a reason, right?  Sometimes I really would like to know why, but then again, half the time I don’t even think about it.  So yes, ignorance has been bliss.

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